Thursday, January 15, 2004

John Paul II
You are Pope John Paul II. You are a force to be
reckoned with.


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And I haven't even mentioned the "Axiom of Choice Proof of the Existence of God" today in Math Logic. (Don't get too excited; it's a simple extension of Aquinas' Uncaused Causer, and has some philosophical gaps, as evidenced by the existence of atheist or agnostic logicians.)

Beast of Burden

...the band that will regenerate metal. We all discussed this at dinner, and we decided that angst, rage and alienation can best be expressed by:

Siamese twin drummers (four arms and four legs coordinated- unimaginable drum solos)

Bassist with congenital generalized hypertrichosis (hair growing thickly from every imaginable part of the skin; the bassist just needs to be a werewolf type)

Six-fingered albino lead guitarist (six fingers for better playing; albino for bad attitude)

And my secret weapon, the lead singer, is the world's only Partial Parthenogenote. This is an actual 13-year-old person who started when a fertilized XY egg coupled with another ovum, one which had two copies of the mother's DNA. Half of the body structures developed from one cell, half from the other. So this boy (the fertilized egg developed the genitalia) has large parts of his body with a different, female genome, left and right sides of the face looking different, et cetera, but as far as my textbook says, healthy and growing. We can only hope his vocal cords allow him to sing like either a guy or a girl.

OK, so maybe I'm getting the wrong ideas from my Human Heredity class...

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