Wednesday, February 11, 2004

How To Donate $62 To The University Of Chicago

Step 1: Panic over a paper. Choose a topic that requires you to get books from Regenstein Library 24-Hour Reserve.

Step 2: Write the paper. Forget about the books.

Step 3: Two days, later, walk out of class, gasp and start running to the Shoreland to get the books.

Step 4: Find out that the late fine is a dollar. Per book. Per hour.

Step 5: When your heart catches up with the rest of you, get out your checkbook...

Current Music: The Tourist, Radiohead; Lord of the Rings: Movement I - Gandalf, Johann de Meij
Current Mood: Burnt out, but at least patient
And n = 3.

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